to hear all five children in your car gasp and run to look
see a SMALL skid mark on the driveway
spend over $200 for the vet to tell you to take the cat home and let it rest (dislocated hip)
have your spouse tell you he can cure the cat with his shotgun
find out you girl cat is really a boy
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Hope she....uhh....I mean HE is feeling better. I remember in drivers ed during my driving test I hit a dog and heard alot of gasps in the car. Oooops!!!
Remind me never to ride with Sherry during a driver's test....
Hey, we had a girl/boy cat once too. Our beautiful Tiger colored tabby cat was adopted from the local shelter where "her" previous family had to leave "her" whent hey were moving back East with the name of Jennifer (BTW, WHO names their cat that?!) We dressed Jennifer up in babydoll clothes and rode "her" around in our bike baskets, and never realized that the two tiny furry bubbles on "her" bum were not the typ eof thing a Jennifer should have. We finally had a vet tell us Jennifer was a "He" when we took "her" in for her shots and check up. Duh...
We called "her" Big C after that.
Actaully, the cat's family didn't MOVE BACK EAST WITH THE NAME JENNIFER. They moved and left the cat they had named Jennifer at the shelter...just to clearify. In case you were thinking, She is a total DORK! Now, you're sure.
Doh!?!
Well, the boy cat's name is BELLA! So DH12 is mad and said she will refer to 'him' as EJ...Edward Jacob. I said, "Watch this. Bella!" The turned and looked at us. Oh dear! She/he answers to her/his name! :)
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