Meyers the next prophet?

I found this very interesting picture; read the first sign...

There are a few reasons Mrs. Meyers can not and will not be the next 'Mormon Prophet' and I refer any interested in knowing those reasons to lds.org.

Next sign: Does it say "Free Hugs for Kristen"? Or "Free Hums for Kristen"? How about "Free Hubs"? or 'Free Huhs"?

Next: Noemi Letizia is apparently an 18 yr old who may or may not have been the cause of the divorce of a certain Prime Minister...

Fourth sign: Michael Angarano has been spotted holding hands with Kristen Stewart so Rob P. is now free to chase this woman.

Fifth: Um, gross! Who cares about Rob? Team Carlisle!