Sponge Bob vs. Democratic Convention

An interesting question was brought up...would you rather watch Sponge Bob or the Democratic Convention.
Ask any of my children which cartoon I hate the most. Yes! It's Bob! (Chowder isn't far behind). The Young Lovell's know that they are only allowed to watch Bob when the parents are not home. It still eats at me when I know they have been polluting my home with that rubbish. (I mean, really! Some guy was taking a bath when his wife threw him a sponge and told him to scrub HARDER behind his ears! So to show her, he starts making all sorts of weird noises and shows with the sponge. He thinks he is funny so he shows a friend who tells him to make a cartoon and now he is rich and famous! And he PAYS someone to wash behind his ears. At least that is what I choose to believe happened.) Ok.
Sponge Bob wins! Don't tell my kids but I would rather watch a sponge spew empty, witless humor than watch humorless, empty, half-wits tell how us we can all sponge off the government.
I'd better go to bed before I spew anymore.